A Rich Wall Street trader visits a village. During his stay, he sees a young man sleeping everyday and doing nothing outside his house. So he decides to persuade him to change his life and goes on to talk to him.
Trader: Hello young man, looks like you have nothing to do. I suggest you come with me to New York.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: I’ll make you a stock trader and you’ll earn lots of money.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: With that new wealth, you can buy new house, new car, a yatch or anything you want.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: You don’t have to worry about your future and have a relaxing life.
Man: What does it look like I am doing right now?
Trader: Hello young man, looks like you have nothing to do. I suggest you come with me to New York.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: I’ll make you a stock trader and you’ll earn lots of money.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: With that new wealth, you can buy new house, new car, a yatch or anything you want.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: You don’t have to worry about your future and have a relaxing life.
Man: What does it look like I am doing right now?
Two traders are walking uptown from Wall Street en route of the subway. A mugger approaches them with a gun and demands all of their money. The one trader turns to the other and says, "Oh, by the way, here's that $100 I owe you..."